To celebrate our 1,000^th tweet (which is more than Lady Gaga, so suck it mother monster) we thought it’d be fun to conduct a little analysis of our Twitter stream. But what we uncovered was a two-year campaign of moaning about the weather, ritualised abuse, and poorly disguised, pseudo erotica – masquerading as ‘art’. Par for the course really…

• The majority of our tweets (30%) contain between 60 and 80 characters. (Tweetstats)
• Wednesday is peak tweet day with 33% of twittering done on this day. Our favourite time to tweet? 9am. ( Xefer )
• Twitter myth #76: Originally called ‘Tritter’, it was renamed by one of its earliest advocates, Jonathan Ross.
• We have 1 follower in each of the following countries: Peru, South Africa, Singapore, Japan, India, Italy, and Netherlands.
• We average 3 tweets per day.
• Notable months: March 2011 – 78 tweets. September 2009 – 1 tweet.
• We tweet about sex 144% more than the average user. Work comes next with 114%, so if we’re not in the office you now know where to find us. ( TweetPsych )
• Our Twitter profile is worth $325. We are accepting offers. ( Tweetvalue )
• Our readability score is 14. Anything above 12 is considered technical or obscure, but they completely misunderstood our raison d’être… ( Twanalyst )
• Topics associated with us on Twitter includes: agencies, earthquakes, marketing, and tsunamis.  So destructive forces of one kind or another. (Twitalyzer )
• Most used words: Today, Like, New.
• Least used words: Sanctimonious, Diarrhoea, Amazeballs.
• Only 1% of our tweets have swear words in them – which is either a glitch in the analytics or they have a different definition of swearing. Either way, it’s a fucking travesty.